Socially Awkward Birds: Crow

Have you ever met an animal more awkward than a bird? I sure haven't...so I've created a new segment called "Socially Awkward Birds", where we dive deep into the awkward lives of our feathery friends. Here is the first installment: Enjoy!!!

Conversations With My Kyle: Babies

Kyle: So what'd you do after work?

Me: I found a website that morphs our pictures together and shows us what our babies will look like.

Kyle: You did what?

Me: Apparently we're going to have really ugly babies.

Kyle: ...ok

Me: But it'll be okay, because even if they are ugly, we'll still like them just because we're their parents.

Kyle: Speak for yourself! Imma be like, "Hey! You're ugly..."

Me: Charming.  Then they'll be like, "Mom!!!  Dad called me ugly again!"  And I'll just say, "So call him ugly back!" Then we'll all scream at each other about how ugly we all are, and we'll be the happiest family in the world!  Boom! Parenting.

Kyle: (laughing his adorable laugh) You're so witty! I like you.

Thanks man...I like you too, I guess...

And he still wants to marry me!
Ladies and Gents, I found myself a keeper!