Me: Do you think it's finally time to throw away all these cupcakes?
Kyle: *gasps* NO!!!!
Me: *slamming my fist into every one of them* But look! They're all hard and gross! Oops, except that one...
Kyle: HAHAHAHA!!!! You're so dang CUTE!!!
Friday, January 25, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Life Update
Hey!
.....
....So it's been a while....
Here's an update on my life.
I took a break from school, moved to a new town and found the most amazing job ever!
I'm getting paid to get cuddled and kissed by puppies all day. It's a tough gig.
Jealous??? Yeah :)
I also got married!!! Hooray!!!
Married life is the best, and comes with some cool new benefits:
My husband also doubles as a personal heater, a permanent cuddle-buddy, and an effective alarm clock.
I don't have to compete with anyone for the shower.
I don't forget to feed myself anymore because Kyle gets hungry more than I do.
I never have to date again! (Hallelujah!!!) Dating SUCKS!
And of course, I got to marry my best friend...he never stops loving me, even when I'm pissed at him, and he's always looking for ways to serve me and make me feel special. I am so blessed to have him :) SO BLESSED!!!! I love that man :)
And we went on a gay cruise for our honeymoon!!!! Hooray!? Yes, there were 1000 drag queens on the boat with us....awkward... Huge bummer though, they all really kept to themselves, and I felt like it would have been socially unacceptable to get a picture with them, so I didn't do it. Sorry. But our room attendant Bernal was THE MAN. He left us awesome towel animals like these in our room every night!
My Kyle got me Left 4 Dead 2 for Christmas! (BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!!!!) I now spend my free time slashing zombies with every sort of weapon imaginable.
I turned 21 and accidentally drew a bottle of polygamous beer out of the pile at a white elephant gift exchange. I have no idea what to do with it....
I went skiing for the first time in my life with my cool new in-laws and I'm proud to say I'm a total natural! I loved every minute of it! (Even when the 10 year old snowboarder crashed into me and gave me two huge bruises on my legs)
I had my very first pregnancy scare! I'll probably have more of those...but I'm happy to report that there will be no honeymoon baby!!! Woohoo!!! It's not that we don't want a kid eventually, we do! We just want time to be a cute little married couple for a while before we become a couple of cute parents, you know what I mean?
So yeah...that was my life in a nutshell! Thanks for caring! I promise I'll have a funny story up sometime soon-ish. K bye.
.....
....So it's been a while....
Here's an update on my life.
I took a break from school, moved to a new town and found the most amazing job ever!
I'm getting paid to get cuddled and kissed by puppies all day. It's a tough gig.
Jealous??? Yeah :)
I also got married!!! Hooray!!!
Married life is the best, and comes with some cool new benefits:
My husband also doubles as a personal heater, a permanent cuddle-buddy, and an effective alarm clock.
I don't have to compete with anyone for the shower.
I don't forget to feed myself anymore because Kyle gets hungry more than I do.
I never have to date again! (Hallelujah!!!) Dating SUCKS!
And of course, I got to marry my best friend...he never stops loving me, even when I'm pissed at him, and he's always looking for ways to serve me and make me feel special. I am so blessed to have him :) SO BLESSED!!!! I love that man :)
And we went on a gay cruise for our honeymoon!!!! Hooray!? Yes, there were 1000 drag queens on the boat with us....awkward... Huge bummer though, they all really kept to themselves, and I felt like it would have been socially unacceptable to get a picture with them, so I didn't do it. Sorry. But our room attendant Bernal was THE MAN. He left us awesome towel animals like these in our room every night!
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| A monkey!!! Hanging from our ceiling!!! |
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| Um...Sexy Rabbit? |
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| Creepy Eskimo Man |
My Kyle got me Left 4 Dead 2 for Christmas! (BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!!!!) I now spend my free time slashing zombies with every sort of weapon imaginable.
I turned 21 and accidentally drew a bottle of polygamous beer out of the pile at a white elephant gift exchange. I have no idea what to do with it....
I went skiing for the first time in my life with my cool new in-laws and I'm proud to say I'm a total natural! I loved every minute of it! (Even when the 10 year old snowboarder crashed into me and gave me two huge bruises on my legs)
I had my very first pregnancy scare! I'll probably have more of those...but I'm happy to report that there will be no honeymoon baby!!! Woohoo!!! It's not that we don't want a kid eventually, we do! We just want time to be a cute little married couple for a while before we become a couple of cute parents, you know what I mean?
So yeah...that was my life in a nutshell! Thanks for caring! I promise I'll have a funny story up sometime soon-ish. K bye.
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